Plankton Intern
#1 Saver
#1 Killer
No active packages. The pantry is empty.
I claimed Nature Is Healing. The trophy barnacle approves.
I devoured the entire Punctured Krill Juice Box — 500 Krill gone in one a Ripple sitting.
I claimed Tiny Splash Committee. The trophy barnacle approves.
Welcome aboard: 500 Krill (Punctured Krill Juice Box) on the house, but hurry — it melts in 24 hours.
I claimed Seen By The Current. The trophy barnacle approves.
I claimed First Bucket. The trophy barnacle approves.
Status
No cookies here — just a sense-of-humor check. WhaleWatch is a joke: fake Krill, dramatic whales, meaningless glory. The money you spend on fake shrimp, however, is seriously real. All sales final.