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Shrimp Savers

Shrimp Savers

#	User	Current Krill
1	DinoMike	0

Bought It. Didn't Eat It.

How Shrimp Saving Works

This is the list of whales who bought Krill and, for reasons known only to them, have not eaten it yet.

The Score: Every living Krill in your Pantry counts. Buy a package and your total gets fatter.
The Problem: Every package expires. Krill Rot removes the spoiled ones and drags your total down with them.
How to Climb: Buy more Krill than you eat. This is restraint, technically.

The top saver owns the most Krill and has shown the least follow-through.

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#	User	Current Krill
1	DinoMike	0

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