The Main Flow

  1. DinoMike Sep 12, 6:24 am

    I claimed Nature Is Healing. The trophy barnacle approves.

  2. DinoMike Sep 12, 6:24 am

    I devoured the entire Punctured Krill Juice Box — 500 Krill gone in one a Ripple sitting.

  3. DinoMike Sep 12, 6:24 am

    I claimed Tiny Splash Committee. The trophy barnacle approves.

  4. DinoMike Sep 12, 5:57 am

    Welcome aboard: 500 Krill (Punctured Krill Juice Box) on the house, but hurry — it melts in 24 hours.

  5. DinoMike Sep 12, 5:57 am

    I claimed Seen By The Current. The trophy barnacle approves.

  6. DinoMike Sep 12, 5:57 am

    I claimed First Bucket. The trophy barnacle approves.

No cookies here — just a sense-of-humor check. WhaleWatch is a joke: fake Krill, dramatic whales, meaningless glory. The money you spend on fake shrimp, however, is seriously real. All sales final.